Posted 17 hours ago

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

>tell my girl i love subs

>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed

>god damn i want another loot crate

(Source: grovyle)

Posted 1 day ago

It is only September 21’st and there is gosh darn halloween jazz all over my blog.

Posted 1 day ago

k-eke:

The new season is about gymnastic and rap battles, I’m so hyped !

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago

Why’d I do that I’ve been good for like a week.

Posted 2 days ago

im 11 and i eat weed every day fuck you

(Source: flewor)

Posted 3 days ago

adirred:

rebekyboo:

timelordy-teganbreann:

seblaine:

australian adverts are slowly becoming my favourite

omg

image

This rivalry’s heating up.

XD fuckin SDA is my school abbreviation

Posted 3 days ago

mogar-smash:

dern sure

DERN sure

DERN SURE

DERN SURE

DERN SURE

D̨̮͇ͫḘ̩̬̩ͭR̖̰̞͓̦͓̯N̖͓̟̯̥͎̼ͬ̎̓̒̄͛̚͡ ̢͙͙͉̲̝̟͊̆͌̍͌ͫS͒͋ͯ͒ͨ͗̉͏̙̟̰̮U̼̭̠͒̎̈́̕R̛͙̞̝̱̭̜ͭ͌ͤE̠͙͎̗̩̎̒

Posted 3 days ago
ZeRoyalViking has snapchat too - zeroyalviking ((If i'm not wrong))
Anonymous asked

thecreatureblog:

can someone confirm

This is true I think from twitter a while ago, maybe he even posted it from tumblr but i’ve had him on my friends list for a while

Posted 4 days ago

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

(Source: my-funny-pics)

Posted 4 days ago

makeoutinheaven:

dunebat:

coldswarkids:

edwardspoonhands:

thelegendofkungjew:

doxian:

d-dinosaur:

rknjl:

newvagabond:

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE.  LIVE.

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

<SMACKS HANDS ON WALL WITH PAINT.>

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE. 

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT. 

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

NO “MATTER”.  EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

Wow.

I feel like something really important just happened

(Source: agirlandhisplatypus)

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

blue-energy:

I heard microsoft bought mojang

Posted 5 days ago
Posted 5 days ago
officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine

officialshrekcult:

baby call me coffee cause I grind so fine